mukesh byawat @mukeshbyawat ?

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"Techer:- Homework kyu nahi kiya? Student:- TV Dekh Raha Tha… Mood Nahi Tha… Teacher:-(Slap) Batamiz muh pe jawab deta hai? Student:-Kyu Sach ka Sabak sikhaye…. jab sach sun bhi na paye…. Sach koi bole to tu Niyam Kanun bataye… Tera [...]" · View
  • mukesh byawat posted an update: March 16, 2012 7:44 am · View

    Techer:- Homework kyu nahi kiya?

    Student:- TV Dekh Raha Tha… Mood Nahi Tha…

    Teacher:-(Slap) Batamiz muh pe jawab deta hai?

    Student:-Kyu Sach ka Sabak sikhaye….
    jab sach sun bhi na paye….
    Sach koi bole to tu Niyam Kanun bataye…
    Tera dar,
    Tera pyar,
    Teri wah,
    Tu hi Rakh,
    Rakh Saali……
    SADDA HAq AitHe RakH….
    SADDA HAq AitHe RakH….
    mukesh 8233870481

  • mukesh byawat posted an update: February 27, 2012 5:39 pm · View

    Sahab:
    Tum bathroom main qun ghus aye,
    kiya tumhein pta nahi tha ki main nahaa rahaa hun?
    naukar:
    sahab galati ho gayi,
    mein samjhaa tha begum sahibaa naha rahi hain ;-)
    mukesh
    8233870481

  • mukesh byawat posted an update: February 27, 2012 5:39 pm · View

    Holi aayi satrangi rango ki bouchhar laayi,
    Dher saari mithai aur mitha mitha pyar laayi,

    Aap ki zindagi ho mithe pyar aur khusiyon se bhari,
    Jisme samaaye saaton rang yahi shubhkamna hai hamaari.
    mukesh
    8233870481

  • mukesh byawat posted an update: February 27, 2012 5:37 pm · View

    Nature ka har rang aap pe barse,
    har koi aapse holi khelne ko tarse,
    Rang de aapko mil ke sub itna,
    ki aap woh rang utaarne ko tarse.
    HAPPY HOLI
    mukesh oad
    8233870481

  • mukesh byawat posted an update: February 27, 2012 5:37 pm · View

    Nature ka har rang aap pe barse,
    har koi aapse holi khelne ko tarse,
    Rang de aapko mil ke sub itna,
    ki aap woh rang utaarne ko tarse.
    HAPPY HOLI

  • mukesh byawat became a registered member January 30, 2012 3:22 pm · View