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I Miss you a Lot Dear…
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I Miss you a Lot Dear…
SENDER:
Aishwarya Rai
+919542496632
Message centre:
+919540099996
” Don’t get excited. She sent it to me. |
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CUTE persons in the world!!!
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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
“Happy April Fool Day”
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April Fool comes once a year…
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A day will come…
When the whole world will, CELEBRATE:
YOUR NAME
YOUR FAME
YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR THOUGHTS
YOUR VIEWS
But keep in mind,
April Fool comes once a year.
Congratulations!
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Aisa Dostana hamara
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Aisa Dostana hamara,
Mai Kashti tu Kinara,
Mai Dhanush tu Teer,
Mai Matar tu Paneer,
Mai Varsha tu Badal,
Mai Hot tu Cool,
Mai April tu…? |
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Dharti se aasmaa tak
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Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
“Are bhai, aage bhi to bolo
Hawa hi hawa hai. |
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For Pepsi
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For Pepsi “Shahrukh”
For Coke “Aamir”
For Mirinda “Vivek”
For fanta “Rani”
& For Thums Up “Akshay”
Don’t worry
For Bante wala soda “You”
Cheers !!!
“Happy April Fool Day”
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Just a second
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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere… |
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King of Fools!
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31st March ho ya 1st april
Fool to Fool hi hota hai.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools
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Mujhse aur nahi hoga…
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Bas!!
Mujhse aur nahi hoga…
Main hi karun to ap kab karoge??
Maine apko kiya na!!!
Chalo ab ap karo…
Karo na…
I’m excited….
Karo na…
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Tumhain chahte hain
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Hum chahain bhi to bhula nahi sakte,
Teri yaadon say daaman chura nahi sakte,
Tere bin jeena ek pal bhi namumkin hai,
Tumhain chahte hain itna ke bata nahi sakte.
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Watch ND tv news jaldi!!!
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Watch ND tv news jaldi!!!
India is selected for super 8 because Sirlanka,
Players got cought in drug test!
Bewakuf April fool!
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WonderFOOL among all FOOLS
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FOOL se,
FOOL ne,
FOOLon ki FOOLwari me,
FOOL ke sath wish kiya,
You are the most
BeautiFOOL,
ColorFOOL &
WonderFOOL among all FOOLS. |
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You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
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You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi... |
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Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth, Yeh
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| Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth, Yeh Thartharata bua badan, Yeh ladkhadati aawaz, Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe MALARIA hai. |
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U will be a ROSE for all TREES U will be a SMILE
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| U will be a ROSE for all TREES U will be a SMILE for all FACES U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS & U will be a BROHTER for all CUTE GIRLS . |
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U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be
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U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROHTER
for all CUTE GIRLS . |
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SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
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SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ... |
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Roses are Red
Sky is Blue
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Roses are Red
Sky is Blue
My Bitch is Pregnant
Thanks to You.... |
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Plz don't read this
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Plz don't read this
Nahi to
ho jayega
Kya?
Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!! |
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Ov o
l e Y U
ov o
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Ov o
l e Y U
ov o
l e Y u
L V e ou
HARI OM!!
Kabhi Bhagwan ka Naam bhi liya karo. |
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Manzil ki taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi
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| Manzil ki taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno. Peeche walo ko aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo. Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge! |
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Legs utha ke karo.
Tange feala ke karo.
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Legs utha ke karo.
Tange feala ke karo.
Ghuma ghuma ke karo.
Aage peechey dono taraf karo.
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.
*Ramdev ji ka yoga. |
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If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
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If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko. |
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