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Apun mangta hai
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Apun dono ka dosti 1dum jhakz hona mangta hai,
Jhakz bole to,apun hira 2 moti,
Apun sabji 2 roti,apun pani 2 tanki,
Apun tarzan 2 monkey.
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Apun ne fauran sms kiya
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Subha ko yaad aayi to miss kiya,
dopahar ko yaad aayi to bahut miss kiya,
sham ko bhi yaad aayi aur heart ne attack kiya,
aur apun ne fauran sms kiya.
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Aye Mamu!!!
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CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega. |
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Bina sui k 14 injection lagane ka
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Munna bhai: Abe circuite bata, agar bina dato ka kutta kate to kya karne ka?
Circuite: simple he na bhai, bole to bina sui k 14 injection lagane ka.
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Common sense ki baat hai
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Ab itni night ko apun tere ko,
kisi film ki kahani sunane,
k liye msg to karega nahin,
Common sense ki baat hai k,
tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai!
Chal ludak le.. |
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Dil dena hai to de
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Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka,
Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai,
Maardalegi kya?
Dil dena hai to de,
Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya? |
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Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos…
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Kya re!
Aasmani kabutar!
Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,
Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,
Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos… |
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Kya iske peeche koi plan hai..
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Tum apun ko itna sms karta hai..
Apun ko reply karneko majbur karta hai..
Kya iske peeche koi plan hai..
Ya auro ki tarah tum bhi apun ka fan hai..
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Kya mamu apun ki yaad nahi aa reli kyaa
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Kya mamu apun ki yaad nahi aa reli kyaa?
Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya?
Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!
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Kya re!
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Kya re!
Aasmani kabutar!
Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,
Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,
Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos! |
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SMS chipka dal mamu
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Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.
Sender…Circuit Bhai.! |
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Tu kitna pada hai?
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MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, Tu kitna pada hai?
MAMU : B.A.
MUNNA BHAI : Sala, do akshar pada aur who bhi ulta? |
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