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Sab kitne chhote-chhote, pyare-pyare hote haina
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Suwar ke bachhe!
Ullu ke patthe!
Kutte ke pille!
Gadhe ki aulaad!
Bhains ke bachhde!
Bakri ke memne…
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Sab kitne chhote-chhote, pyare-pyare hote haina. |
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2+5=11 Kaise huwa
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Can u think k
2+5=11
kaise aye?
Socho-Socho
Nahi maluum?
Thoda aur dimag lagao
Abhi bhi nahi?
OK let me tell u k
kaise aye
Are buddhu
itna bhi nahi jante..
“GALTI SE |
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A chinese question:
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A chinese pair Mr and Miss Hua, got twins without getting married. What did they name them?
Ans:
Jo Hua, So Hua. |
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Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai?
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Q: Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai?
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Ans: Jab loose motion lage hon aur pajame ki gaanth na khule. |
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Automatically
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Q:Explain the word “automatically”?
A: Agar koi ganji ladki rikshay main baithi ho tou uss ko kehtey hain “auto -main-takhi”.
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Ek laash radio station se gaayab kaise hui?
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Ek laash radio station se gaayab kaise hui?
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Jaanne ke liye dekhiye CID kal raat 10 baje. |
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Faltu SMS sewa…
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Namaskar! Yeh hamari faltu SMS sewa he.
Isme hum logo ko waqt bewaqt pareshan kiya karte hein.
Is sewa ka labh uthane ke liye shukriya.
Ab aap apna kaam kariye.
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Kal balance ho na ho
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Aaj ek zindagi aur jee lo,
Aaj ek sapna aur dekh lo,
Aaj thori khushi aur bant lo,
Aaj ek sms aur kar lo,
Aaj bas aaj, kya pata kal balance ho na ho. |
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Kisi bhi time apun ka sms aa sakta hai
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Good Time
Bad Time
Day Time
Work Time
Off Time
Night Time
Happy Time
Sad Time
Sleep Time
KISI BHI Time APUN ka SMS aa sakta hai
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Kripya dhyan de
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Kripya dhyan de …
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Dhyan dene ke liye shukriya. Ab apna kaam karo.
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Kyon ki saas bi kabhi bahoo thi
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Question: Bahooo aik gear marad ke sath sari raat ghar se bahar rahi, aur saas ne kuch nahi kaha, Kyon?
Ans: Kyon ki saas bi kabhi bahoo thi !
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Murgi ki paheli
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Ek murgi aur uske teen bache road cross kar rahe the.
Road cross karne ke baad murgi ke ek bache ne kaha, “Aakhir hum paanchon ne road cross karliya”.
Paanch kaise?
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Socho Socho …
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Kaise Hua?
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Aur Jara Socho
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Are bacha hai, kuchh bhi bol sakta hai.
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Neechey se padho
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Doggi
To
Muskura
Kum
Se
Kum
Aap
Par
Hai
Bheja
Sms
Ye
Jisne
Gi
Kaho
Bura bhala
Ko
Bande
Uss
Aap
Baad
K
Padhne
Ko
Sms
Iss
Confused naa?
Ab neechey se padho
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Niche jao aur jito paise hi paise
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Niche jao aur jito paise hi paise…
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Aur Niche …
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Aur Niche …
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Yakin nahin hota tum paison ke liye itney niche gir jaoge
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Ramayan mein likha hai ki…
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Ramayan mein likha hai ki…
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Arey yaar woh to ramayan me likha hai
yahan kya dhoondh raha hai? |
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SMS karen…
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Namaskar…
Agar aap mahila hain to 1 sms karen,
Yadi purush hai to 2 sms karen,
Aur in mein se kuch bhi nahi hai to kuch na karen,
Hum samajh jaenge… Within 5 min.
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Why dont dogs marry?
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Why don’t dogs marry?
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Bcoz…Woh to pehle hi kutte ki zindagi jee rahe hote hain
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hello amneet first of all u tell me about urself
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hello amneet first of all u tell me about urself then i"ll call/email u
and also tell me about right ans ok
whats ur name?
f/m |
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Solve?this?paheli.The?fisherme
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Solve?this?paheli.The?fishermen?love?me,but?doctor?hate?me,kids?want
2?eat?me,i?am?a?13?letter?word.who?i?m????-h-t---i--
Hello?Mehak?That?was?not?the?right?ans.?If?u?want?a?rit?call?me?or
email?to?me. |
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hey u
raja nay kaha hoga k raja ki kute ko
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hey u
raja nay kaha hoga k raja ki kute ko sazaye mot di jaye.
or isi tarha raja bach gaya or kute mar gai
amneetkant@gmail.com
is it right ans...? |
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Twist?ur?mind!?Solve?it:?i?+?o
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Twist?ur?mind!?Solve?it:?i?+?opp?of?w?+?initial?of?ice?+?2wice?d?letter
b4?t?+?3/4?of?x?+?15th?letter?+?1/2?o...if?u?find?d?ans?thn?tel?me.. |
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(Ans.?Bhejo)
RAJA?apne?kut
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(Ans.?Bhejo)
RAJA?apne?kute?nu?bahut?pyar?karda?c,kute?ne?wazir?nu?wad?dita,
wazir?ne?kute?nu?sza?den?lyi?kiha?pr?raja?ta?kute?nu?bahut?pyar?karda
c,usne?wazir?nu?kiha?k?tu?sza?de?par?ohi?sza?mai?tenu?dewanga.Wazir
ne?kute?nu?ki?sza?diti?k?kuta?mar?gya?te??wazir?bach?gya?
(reply?must)
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?A? ki biwi ?B?, ?B? ki bhabhi ?C?, ?C? ki beti ?V?,
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?A? ki biwi ?B?, ?B? ki bhabhi ?C?, ?C? ki beti ?V?,
?V? ke dada?G?,?G? ki biwi ?K?, ?K? ki beti ?T?,
to batao ?A? Aur ?T? ka kya rishta hai?. |
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