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100-100 ke note bichhata hoon
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Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichhata hoon
Woh chaali jati hai tab uthaa leta hoon
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Chanta lag jai ga
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Phool ko mat todo kanta lag jai ga
Ladki ko mat chhedo chanta lag jai ga
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Dard Ki Kahani
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Hai ye aaj unki mujh per yaroo kaise maherbani,
Ke maje mai padh rahe hai mere dard ki kahani.
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Hum tumhe chahte hain aise
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Hum tumhe chahte hain aise, marne waala koi zindagi chahta ho jaise.
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If I stop receiving your SMS
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I am in hospital now.
After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to a surgery room.
The doctor told me, I will die if I stop receiving your SMS.
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Jab nazroo ke saamne
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Har baar dil se yeh paigaam aaye
jubaan kholu to tera hi naam aaye
tum hi kyon bhaye dil ko kya malum
jab nazroo ke saamne haseen tamaam aaye |
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Maine tujhe dekha
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Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya |
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Majnu Laila ke baal pakad ke bola…
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Majnu Laila ke baal pakad ke bola
Moya kitne din se sar nahin dhoya |
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Mohabat ek se hoti hain
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Roshani chand mein hoti hain sitaaro mein nahin,
Mohabat ek se hoti hain haajaro se nahin.
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Naha ke chal diye
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Maine tumhare yadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya
Magar tum itne bewafa nikle, ki naha ke chal diye |
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Par har rooz ye baat bhool jata hoon
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Rooz sochta hoon ke us ko bhool jaaon ga…
Par har rooz ye baat bhool jata hoon
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Pizza hut ka opposite
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Question: “Pizza Hut” ka opposite kya hota hai?
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Answer: Pizza hatna mat
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Pyar Dosto se kiya jata hain
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Chehara Dil se dekha jata hain, khubsurti se nahin,
Pyar Dosto se kiya jata hain, dusmano se nahin.
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Sar mundwa le to savera ho jai
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Teri julf hai ya andheri raat ka saaya
Sar mundwa le to savera ho jai.
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Sugar for milk
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Sugar for milk,
Milk for tea,
Tea for you,
You for me.
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Sweetest ALWAYS..
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U look Sweet
When u read my sms
Sweeter
When u read n smile
And SWEETEST
when u read ,smile n reply
So try to be Sweetest ALWAYS..
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Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai
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Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai
Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai
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Wahi log mere chahane wale honge
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Jinki hoton pe hasi, paon mein chhale honge,
Han wahi log mere chahane wale honge.
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Yaad kar rahe ho ya…
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Hichkiyan dilakar kaisi uljhan bada rahe ho, yaad kar rahe ho ya yaad aa rahe ho
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Shut Up"""
S=surprises 4
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Shut Up"""
S=surprises 4 u
H=happiness 4 u
U=unlimited love 4 u
T=true passion 4 u
U=u alwayz in my mind
P=praying 4 u
So again..
Shut Up...... |
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A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji
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A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji
Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?..
Sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay fair mein teri asal mar lawa ga... |
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Aap ko "CHODA"..Aap ko pir
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Aap ko "CHODA"..Aap ko pir "CHODA"Aap ko bar bar
"CHODA"Aap ko hamesha hamesha k leye"CHODA AUGUST"
mubarik ho.Hahahahaaaa.. |
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Ive got ur bak & uve got mine.
ill help u out
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Ive got ur bak & uve got mine.
ill help u out netime.
2 see u hurt 2 $ee u cry
.make$ me weep & wanna die.
ill b right here til d end.co$ ur my love & my bestfriend..... |
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