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A ba monkey asks his father, Father why r we so
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| A ba monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!! |
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Jo bhi mera gana pade…
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Ek pal ka jina Kutmir, pudinaa…
Jo bhi mera gana pade…
Wo kutta kameena…
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Kutte apne aukat me raho
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www.Kutte-Apne-Aukat-Me-Raho.com |
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Muh dhoney ki tameez nahin
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Kamaal tere nakhrey,
kamaal tera style hai,
Muh dhoney ki tameez nahin
Aur haath mein mobile hai?
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Naha lena chahiye
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Kabhi hosla bhi azzma lena chahiye
Bure waqt mein bhi muskurana chahiye
Aur jab saat din bhi naa mite khujli
Toh aath wae din naha lena chahiye.
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Roses are red
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl’s empty,
And so is your head.
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Tum jo bhi ho
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Tum jo bhi ho,
Mere dil main ho!
Tu kahi bhi ho,
Khush raho!
Dil ko patther na bano!
Yah dil hai koi dharmshala nahi!
Kabhi bhi aao! Aur kabhi bhi jao!
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Woh chahain kisi aur ko
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Hum chahain aap ko
Aap chahain kisi aur ko
Aap jise chahain khudha karay
Woh chahain kisi aur ko
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born smart
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| Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born smart &
handsome, but what the hell happend to you? |
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Arz kiya hai...
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| Arz kiya hai... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... tuhaar chehraa
moti samaan... moti hamaar kutte ka naam. |
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Jis waqt khuda
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| Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil
pe chaya hoga... pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga... |
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Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? Im new in
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| Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? I'm new in town,
can you give me directions to your flat? |
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mujy ap ki girl friend ny bataya hia keh ap bohat
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mujy ap ki girl friend ny bataya hia keh ap bohat
shareef seedhay saadhay or naik insan hein ap ko na
to koi chalakii atii hai or na he
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"HUSHIYARI" |
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doctor implants new ear to a man
Man:
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doctor implants new ear to a man
Man: doctor! you swine you gave me an ear of woman
Dr: yes! but it makes no difference
Man: it does, now i hear everything but hear nothing |
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ROSE
LOTUS
TULIP
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ROSE
LOTUS
TULIP
ORCHID
SUNFLOWER
JASMAINE
LILY!
All Flowers r Sweet but
they"ve no Comparision with u !!
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Kyunki
Gobhi ke Phool ki BAAT hi or hai.. :-).... |
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Chandni ka GHOORA sone ki lagaan message parhne se
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Chandni ka GHOORA sone ki lagaan message parhne se pehle
apko mera salam,
Chai peene wale kabhi
COFFEE bhi piya karo
yad karne wale kabhi
1-2 message bhi kiya karo... :-) |
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msg ki umeed laga rakhi hai
nazar mobile
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msg ki umeed laga rakhi hai
nazar mobile per tika rakhi hai
battery bhi full charge kar rakhi hai
par msg aaeyga kese
dosti jo kanjooso se bana rakhi hai |
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Welcum to WWW.Shareef.COM
Type Pass :
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Welcum to WWW.Shareef.COM
Type Pass : ****
NEW MEMber : U R Welcum
PROCESSING DEnIED !
SOrry U R Not SHareef ... ! Try
WWW.Khabees.com |
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If i need brain transplantation i"ll definitely
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If i need brain transplantation i"ll definitely prefer Ur brain. Y?
Bcoz..
Ur
Genius..?
NaNa
I just want a brain which is Never Used B4!
BolayTo
ZeroMeter!! |
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aaj phir aap nazar nahi aaye,
Phir
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aaj phir aap nazar nahi aaye,
Phir tamanaoon k phoon murjhaye,
Najane kin galion main kho gaye ho aap,
Hum tou police station se pagal-khane tak dekh aaye..! |
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JATT: Tumhe rajput kyon kehte hain?
RAJPUT:Hum
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JATT: Tumhe rajput kyon kehte hain?
RAJPUT:Hum apni baat pe jaan de dete hain,
aur tumhe"JATT" kyon kehte hai?
JATT: Hum bina BAAT PE JAAN LE LETE HAIN. |
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Suno!
Aaj Aftari mein
samose
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Suno!
Aaj Aftari mein
samose bi thay
pakoray bi thay
sharbat bhi tha
kele bhi the
saib bhi the
angoor bhi the
Khujoor bhi thi
bas
aik tumhari kami thi
Kharboozay! |
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Haseeno ke ye jo lambe baal hote hain,
Aashiqon
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Haseeno ke ye jo lambe baal hote hain,
Aashiqon ko phasaane ke jaal hote hain,
Khoon chooste hai ye aashiqon ka
Tabhi to inke gaal laal hote hain. |
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