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An astronomer was watching the sky from his
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An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope Santa Singh was observing him,
Suddenly a star falls, seeing that Santa Singh shouted,"Kya nishana lagaya hai!" |
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American: In our country , marriage even takes
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| American: In our country , marriage even takes place with email. Santa: In India, it is only with a female. |
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An englishman and santa inside the toilet.
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| An englishman and santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do! |
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Banta: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I
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Banta: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio! |
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At a football match ground. Santa: Ye log ball
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At a football match ground. Santa: Ye log ball nu foot kyun maar rahe ne?
Boy: Goal karan lai.
Santa: Paar ball tan pehlan hi gol hai hor kinni gol karangey. |
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An Englishman and Santa inside the
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| An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do. |
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A Chini was in hspital. SANTA went to meet him.
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| A Chini was in hspital. SANTA went to meet him. Chini said "CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA" & died.SANTA went china 2 know thea meaning, that was-KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha. |
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(Langauge: Hindi)A MAN TO HIS FRND-MAIN APNA
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| (Langauge: Hindi)A MAN TO HIS FRND-MAIN APNA PURSE GHAR PE BHUL AAYA MUJHE 1000 RS KI ZARURAT HAI BANTA-DOST HI DOST KE KAM ATTA HAI YE LE 10 RS RIKSHA KAR KE PURSE LE AA. |
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Gabbar: Arey o Sambha
Sambha: Ji Sardar
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Gabbar: Arey o Sambha
Sambha: Ji Sardar
Gabbar: Kitne Admi the re?
Sambha: Do Sardar
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahi aati. Do kitne hotey hain?
Sambha: Sardar Do Ek ke baad ata hai.
Gabbar: Aur Do ke pehle?
Sambha: Do ke pehle Ek aata hai
Gabbar: T |
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A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
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A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja... |
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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn?t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out |
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How did santa tried to kill a bird??
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How did santa tried to kill a bird??
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die. |
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An ATM's jammed & failed when operated by
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| An ATM's jammed & failed when operated by Santa. Why? B'coz he put a pin from his turban when asked: Enter ur Pin |
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A sweet girl goes to Banta's shop and said:
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A sweet girl goes to Banta's shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao.
Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya. |
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Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
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Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai. |
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Girl: Will u marry me?
Santa: No, humare
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Girl: Will u marry me?
Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se |
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A MAN TO HIS
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A MAN TO HIS FRND-MAIN APNA PURSE GHAR PE BHUL AAYA MUJHE
1000 RS KI ZARURAT HAI
BANTA-DOST HI DOST KE KAM ATTA HAI YE LE 10 RS RIKSHA KAR KE
PURSE LE AA |
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Santa to banta. Yaar Tumhary Bewi shehar(city) ke hai
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Santa to banta. Yaar Tumhary Bewi shehar(city) ke hai ya
pind(village) ki..
Banta. Pind ki.
Santa.ooh acha . main samja shayed Tumhary hai :-d |
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Santa was riding on a horse,
He
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Santa was riding on a horse,
He jumped the red light & a cop whistles'
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says,
"Le Karle Number Note |
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A Chini was in hspital.
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A Chini was in hspital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said "CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA" & died.
SANTA went china 2 know thea meaning, that was-KUTTE OXYGN K
PIPE SE PAIR Utha. |
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Titanic doob raha tha.
1 gore ne
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Titanic doob raha tha.
1 gore ne santa se pucha-dharti kitni dur hai.
Santa- 2kms.
Gore ne samnudr me jump laga k pucha-kis taraf.
Santa-NEECHE......... |
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Santa (reading from book of
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Santa (reading from book of facts):
"Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"
Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash? |
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Santa went out to buy an Indian
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Santa went out to buy an Indian flag.
The shop owner gave him the flag.
Guess what did he ask next... Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.;) |
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