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Bachey k khatney k waqt nai ko mashwarey diye
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Bachey k khatney k waqt nai ko mashwarey diye janey lagey.
Chachi Boli: Is k chacha jaisa Nokdar banana.Mami Boli: Is k mama jaisi Gol Topi ho.Nai Dhoti Utha Kar Bola: Aap ki marzi hai ji warna Fashion to yeh chal raha hai. |
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aj ki taza khabar 10 ko bewkoof banaya. . .
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aj ki taza khabar 10 ko bewkoof banaya. . .
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Ab ki taza khabar 11 ko bewkoof banaya... |
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2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl
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| 2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies. |
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes..!!
Submitted by Giridhar on
12th August 2008 |
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Air hostess
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| Air hostess: Aap 1 gante me 4bar toilet gaye! R U OK? Kya
aap ko chein nahi hai? SARDAR: 'Chain' hai par khulti nahi
hai!!! |
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AASMAN ME TUM HO
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AASMAN ME TUM HO,ZAMIN PE TUM HO,HAWA ME TUM HO,JAHA BHI
DEKHO TUM HI
TUM HO.
DOMEX WALI AUNTY SAHI KEHTI HAI
"KITAANU" HAR JAGAH HOTE HAI.....
Submitted By
Narinder Singh |
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Man:Dr Mujhe normal potti nahi aati,Chawal khaya to
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| Man:Dr Mujhe normal potti nahi aati,Chawal khaya to chawal
nikle,Roti khayi to roti,normal k liye kya karu,Dr:PoTTI KHA!!!! |
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Last nite i had a dream abt U...
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Last nite i had a dream abt U...
I saw tht v both were gettig married on the same day...
Ur wife was beautiful but mine is not...
I asked GOD:
Why it is so???
GOD replied:
"BALANCE OF NATURE"...!!! |
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A Chinese man took his pregnant wife to the hospital
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A Chinese man took his pregnant wife to the hospital tp
deliver...
The wife however gave birth to a black baby. The Chinese man
who was shocked named him: SOME TIN WONG.... |
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Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki
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Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k
saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi
nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badalte |
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A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry &
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A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry & asks
him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to
see?
Boy: Yes, I saw dad. |
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An old to Doc: Doc, I think Im getting senile.
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An old to Doc: Doc, I think I'm getting senile. Several
times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.
Doc: That's not senility. Senility is when you forget to zip
down. |
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Bahu: Maan ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi
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Bahu: Maan ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri
ladki ke saath...
Saas: Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai? Aisa
bhi to ho sakta hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho |
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Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
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Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi...
aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna. |
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U luv sumone... u marry sumone else. The one u marry
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| U luv sumone... u marry sumone else. The one u marry becomes
ur wife or husband & the one u loved becomes the password of
your emai id...! |
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A little girl to her mother: "Mom! i have come to
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A little girl to her mother: "Mom! i have come to know the
boy next door have a pennes like a peanut"
Mom: " Do you mean its little"
girl: " No Mom! Its salty." |
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? Munnabhai: Ae circuit yeh kutte poonch kyun
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? Munnabhai: Ae circuit yeh kutte poonch kyun hilate hain?
Bole to Dog tail shaking WHY? Circuit: Common sense hai bhai ab poonch kutte ko to nahi hila sakti hai na. ? |
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Zen Buddhist to hotdog vendor: "Make me one with
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| Zen Buddhist to hotdog vendor: "Make me one with everything." |
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Your teeth are so yellow, i can't believe
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| Your teeth are so yellow, i can't believe it's not butter!!! |
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Your mind is so open - so open that ideas simply
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| Your mind is so open - so open that ideas simply pass through it. |
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Your mamma's so fat, the body snatchers
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| Your mamma's so fat, the body snatchers called home for backup. |
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Your mama's so fat the last time she saw
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| Your mama's so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale! |
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Your Mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the
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| Your Mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the super bowl. |
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