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Sakali hastes
Dupari
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Sakali hastes
Dupari hastes
Sandhyakali hastes
Ratri hastes
Gharat hastes
Rastyat hastes
Yetana baghun hastes
Jatana baghun hastes
Tila kay vaatte
Tu ektich dat ghastes ? |
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Ghadyalaat vajalet saat
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| Ghadyalaat vajalet saat
Ajun to antharunaat
SMS karatoy tula mhanayala Suprabhat
A maratHi boy proposing a girl
boy: shabd tuze, geet maze,
jivan gane gau ka?
girl:gal tuza haat maza,
kana khali Lau ka??
tu distes chhan,
tu hastes chhan,
yaver ekach upay.... >>
subhamangal savdhan ( preet ) |
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Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel
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Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel
Najre samor dhuka vaatel
Aaspaas konich disnar naahi
Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail
Tevha tu majhya kade ye
Me tula
Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain |
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Priye
Me phule
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Priye
Me phule magitli
Tu mala pushpaguchya dilas
Me dagad magitla
Tu mala sundar murti dilis
Me morpis magitle
Tu mala mor dilas
bahiri aahes ki kay ? |
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Priye
Tu mala havi
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Priye
Tu mala havi aahes
Majya sobat
Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe
aikache aahet te
Premache teen shabda
me bill bharte ... |
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Bharun aale asmat radu lagale sare
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Bharun aale asmat radu lagale sare sant...
Sarya maharashtrachi ekach khant...
Aali kuthun hi Rakhi Sawant... |
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When i call you..
1. Ringing
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When i call you..
1. Ringing means i m thinking u.
2. Ringing means i like u.
3. Ringing means i miss u.
4. Ringing means i need u.
5. Ringing means behray phone uchal |
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lal pivli kombadi
tiche tiche
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lal pivli kombadi
tiche tiche karde karde pai
barech divas jale tumcha sms yet nay
tumhala bird flue zale ki kay ? |
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What is ABCD Jeans??
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What is ABCD Jeans??
Aga
Bai Chaadi Distaye |
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SoMeDay.. ull 4get abt me.. My Name.. My VoiCe.. Who I
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SoMeDay.. u'll 4get abt me.. My Name.. My VoiCe.. Who I am..
& who I am 2 u.. & if that ever happens...
AAI SHAPPAT DHOPTUN TAKEEN TULA..! |
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Priye
Tu mala havi aahes
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Priye
Tu mala havi aahes
Majya sobat
Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe
aikache aahet te
Premache teen shabda
me bill bharte ... |
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Ekda ek dukkar che pillu ani tyache Baba kachara peti
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Ekda ek dukkar che pillu ani tyache Baba kachara peti chya
baher shi (English : shit) khaat astat. Tevdhyat dukkar che
pillu mhante " Baba, Baba, apun jase mansachi shi khato tase
aapli shi kon khaat asel ka?"
Tyavar chidun dukrache Baba jorat tyala oradtat " E tula
sangitlay na jevtana ghaan bolayche nahi!!" |
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Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato. Tyala constipation cha
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Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato. Tyala constipation cha traas
hot asto.
Patient: "Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi"
Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak
padto ka te". |
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Pu La Deshpande ekda T-shirt ghalun hindayla jatat.
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Pu La Deshpande ekda T-shirt ghalun hindayla jatat. T-shit
var tyanche nav thalak aksharaat lihile aste. "Pu La
Deshpande". Tar T-shirt chya magchya bajula kay lihile asnar?
Pu Sh Deshpande. (pull/push)
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Pu La Deshpande pohayla gele tar tyanna kay mhannar?
Swimming Pool (Pu L)
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Satyajit Ray chya babanche nav kay ahe
Baap Re
Aajobanche nav?
Baap re Baap |
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Japanese hair cutting salon : Mishi Kapun Taku Yaki
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Japanese hair cutting salon : Mishi Kapun Taku Yaki
Also ran: Kes Kapa
Russian waiter: Andre vada pav
African swimming pool che nav: Ya Doomba Doomba Doom Doom
Japanese hospital chya baher quiet zone aste. Tya zone che
nav kay? Haka Naka Maru
Japanese shaleche nav : Ya shika
Tya shalechya principal che naav : Shiku naka.
Tya shalet kashachi shikvan detaat? : Hitachi |
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Ekada eka navra ani baykoche jordaar bhandan hote ani
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| Ekada eka navra ani baykoche jordaar bhandan hote ani te
ekmekaanshi abola dhartaat. Navra zopaychya aadhi baykochya
ushivar note thevto," mala sakali 6:00 la uthav". Dusrya
divshi sakali navra uthto ani pahato tar sakalche 8:00
vajlet!! To baykola kahi bolnaar tevdhyat tyala tyachya
ushivar note diste. Tyavar lihile aste, " 6:00 vajlet, utha"!!! |
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Ek Sardaarji tyachya sundar bahinila scootar varun
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| Ek Sardaarji tyachya sundar bahinila scootar varun geun
chalala asto. Tevdhyat kahi targat mule tyachya bahinila
baghun mhantaat," yaar, kya bivi mili hai sardaar ko!!"
Sardaarji te aikto ani khup chidto, to scooter park karto
ani tyanna mhanto, " Aare saale, bivi hogi teri! Vo to meri
behen hai!!" |
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Ekda dusri madhe shikanaara Balu radat radat ghari
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| Ekda dusri madhe shikanaara Balu radat radat ghari yeto.
Tyala baba vichartaat,"aare Balu tula radayla kai zale?"
Tyavar Balu mhanto," mi masteranna uttar dile mhanun mala
tyanni marle........." Babanna kahi kalat nahi tevdhyat Balu
explanation deto, " mala tyanni vichaarle ki marathi madhil
tin linge chi examples deun sang ani mi sangitale ki 'To
bench', 'Ti shala', ani 'Te mastar!!!' Aata sanga , maze kai
chukale??" |
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Ekda ek manus marun narkaat jato.Dev tyala mhanto ki
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| Ekda ek manus marun narkaat jato.Dev tyala mhanto ki tu
fakta ekdaach punnya kelyane tula shikshet choice aahe teva
tu havi ti shiksha magun ghe. To manus aajubajula pahato tar
tyala eka peksha ek bhayanak shiksha distaat. Tevdhyat to
pahato tar tyala diste ki Gandhijinchya mandivar eka bajula
Rambha ani dusrya bajula Menaka baslya aahet!! To devaala
mhanto ki mala ti Gandhijichich shiksha dya tyavar Dev
mhanto, " Aare baba, ti shiksha Gandhinaa nahi tar Rambha
ani Menkela aahe!!!" |
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Don Sardargi aapaplya don ghodyanbaddal bolat astaat.
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| Don Sardargi aapaplya don ghodyanbaddal bolat astaat. Pahila
mhanto," Aare aaplya ghodyanna olakhnyasathi kahitari khun
pahije. mi mazya ghodyach dava kaan kapto mhanje maza ghoda
vegla olakhata yeil." Ani mug to kharach kaan kapto pan
nemka dusrya ghodyachahi dava kaan eka accident madhe tutto!!
Tyamule pahila sardaargi aaplya ghodyacha ek pai kapto pan
parat dusrya ghodyachya payala lagun tyacha pai kapava lagto.
Aata vaitagun pahila sardaargi aaplya ghodyachi sheput kapto
pan tin divsaani dusrya ghodyachi sheput accident madhe
tutle! Shevti donhi ghodyanncha 1 kaan, 1 paay ani 1 sheput
jate, shevti dusra sardaargi mhato, "Aare jaude aata, tuza
ghoda pandhra ani maza ghoda kala, hich khun chaan aahe." |
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Ekda eka mansaala sandas la problem hot asto mhanun
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Ekda eka mansaala sandas la problem hot asto mhanun to
doctor kade jato. "Doctor, mala parsakade nit hot nahiye.
Majhi shi doryasarkhi (thread like) hotey ani he barech
divas chalu ahe". Doctor: Kay hoat ahe nakki baghu tari?".
Doctor tyache sagle exams gheto, stool exam hotey, endoscopy
sagle kahi test hotat. Tari pun doctor la samjat nahi kay
karayche te. Shevthi nailajaane doctor mhanto "Theek ahe
tumhi majhya samor basa sandas la mhanje mala nit observe
karta yeil" (sorry pun joke asach ahe :))
To manus shi karayla basto ani doctor ekdum hasat hasat
mhanto "Mala tumcha problem ata neat kalala ahe. Tumhi
jaalicha baniyan ghalta (netted baniyan) na tar tumhi jevva
sandaas la basta tevva to madhye yeto ani tya muley tumchi
shi jaali sarkhi kivva doryasarkhi yete. Baniyan kadhun
taka. Hach upay!!!" |
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Cricket kheltana, Aajit Agarkar ne...
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| Cricket kheltana, Aajit Agarkar ne paul Pudhe takla tar umpire kay bolel ?
"MARATHI PAUL PADHATI PUDHE.." |
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MARATHI MULAGA ANI MULGI MULGA :...
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| MARATHI MULAGA ANI MULGI
MULGA : Shabd Maze Geet Tuze,
Jeevan Gane Gashil Ka?
MULGI : Gaal Tuze Haat Maze,
Kanakhali Gheshil Ka? |
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