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Pyar kabhi na karna pardesi se
rote-rote naina thak
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| Pyar kabhi na karna pardesi se
rote-rote naina thak jayenge.
Pyar karna hamesha padosi se
roz khidki se darshan ho jayenge..!! |
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Apki life mey mithas ho cadbury jaisi
Ronak ho Nerolac
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| Apki life mey mithas ho cadbury jaisi
Ronak ho Nerolac Paint jaisi
Mehak ho Axe jaisi,Tazgi ho colgate jaisi
aur aap tension free rahe Huggies jaise! |
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Hum dua karte hain khuda se ki wo
aap jaisa dost aur na
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| Hum dua karte hain khuda se ki wo
aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek CARTOON jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
Kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye |
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Ye Kis Tarah Yaad Aa Rahe Ho,
Aankhe Band Hai Phir Bhi
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| Ye Kis Tarah Yaad Aa Rahe Ho,
Aankhe Band Hai Phir Bhi Nazar Aa Rahe Ho,
Najane Kyon Aisa Lagta Hai,
Saamne Khade Ho,Aur Sing Hila Rahe Ho!! |
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Premi:Darling mere kaan me kuch halka sa,
kuch narm
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| Premi:Darling mere kaan me kuch halka sa,
kuch narm sa,Kuch namkin sa,Kuch mitha sa kaho!
Premika: Dhokla!! |
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Maine pyaar tujhi se kiya hai
Maine dil bhi tujhi ko diya
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| Maine pyaar tujhi se kiya hai
Maine dil bhi tujhi ko diya hai
Itna khush mat ho! Isiliye kyunki
Market mein aur koi choice hee nahi thi! |
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Laaga chunari mein daag chupaon kaise,
Laaga chunari mein
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| Laaga chunari mein daag chupaon kaise,
Laaga chunari mein daag chupaon kaise,
Arre bhai chupaate kyon ho..
Surf Excel hai na!! |
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Meri chaahat ki nahi koi seema
Meri chaahat ki nahi koi
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| Meri chaahat ki nahi koi seema
Meri chaahat ki nahi koi seema
par dil majboor hai..
kyunki.. sabki pasand Nirma!! |
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Har Gali Har Deewar par Tera Hi Naam Hai,
Har Gali Har
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| Har Gali Har Deewar par Tera Hi Naam Hai,
Har Gali Har Deewar par Tera Hi Naam Hai,
Upar Likha hai Most Wanted
Aur Niche Paanch Hazar Rupaye Ka Inaam Hai. |
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KASH...
INDIA SE PAKISTAN ALAG NA HOTA,
TOH PAKISTAN SE
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| KASH...
INDIA SE PAKISTAN ALAG NA HOTA,
TOH PAKISTAN SE BANGLADESH NA ALAG HOTA...
AUR..
INDIA BANGLADESH KA MATCH NA HOTA,
AUR INDIA KA MUH KAALA NA HOTA... |
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Jab professor tumhe class se bahar nikale
TO samajhlo ki
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| Jab professor tumhe class se bahar nikale
TO samajhlo ki tarakki kar rahe ho.
He might b afraid dat u know more than him! |
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Wat is d main reason for India
losing in d World
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| Wat is d main reason for India
losing in d World Cup?
Mrs.Indira Gandhi
How?
coz she was d one who created
Bangladesh! |
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Mathematical joke: (13x13x13)=?
Think deeply
Donno?
Ans:
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| Mathematical joke: (13x13x13)=?
Think deeply
Donno?
Ans: SUROOR!
Tera(13)*tera(13)*tera(13)=SUROOR |
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Surat surat kya karti ho
Surat main koi dum nahi
Agar tum
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| Surat surat kya karti ho
Surat main koi dum nahi
Agar tum khud ko samajhti ho Madhuri
Hum bhi Shahrukh say kum nahi |
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Maana ki pyaar ka pehla akshar hi adhura hai
Lekin
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| Maana ki "pyaar" ka pehla akshar hi adhura hai
Lekin 'pyaar' me se 'p' ko nikal do to 'yaar' reh jata hai
aur aap jaisa yaar ho to zindagi se pyaar ho jata hai |
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Khwaab ho tum ya koi haqeeqat
kaun ho tum batlao..
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| Khwaab ho tum ya koi haqeeqat
kaun ho tum batlao..
Khwaab ho tum ya koi haqeeqat
kaun ho tum batlao...
Jagaao jagaao... Nescafe pilaao !! |
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Ho gayi galti humse,
click ho gaya Mouse!
Duniya ki
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| Ho gayi galti humse,
click ho gaya Mouse!
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo,
ban jaao meri Spouse! |
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2 birds sitting on a tree.
A shikari came & shot 1 of
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| 2 birds sitting on a tree.
A shikari came & shot 1 of them.
The other flew away.. why?
Saala POLICE ke lafde me kaun padega?? |
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Ladki ek aisi paheli hai,
kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli
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| Ladki ek aisi paheli hai,
kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole 'Darling,how ru?'
Na karo to bole 'Brother,who ru?' |
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Unka aashiyan dil mey basa rakha hai,
unki yaadon ko seene
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| Unka aashiyan dil mey basa rakha hai,
unki yaadon ko seene se laga rakha hai
Pata nahin aap hi yaad aate hai kyon?
Dost to humne hazaaron ko bana rakha hai! |
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Twinkle twinkle lazy star,
kitna soyega uthja yaar,
up
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| Twinkle twinkle lazy star,
kitna soyega uthja yaar,
up above the world so high,
sun has risen in the sky,
uthke jaldi PEE LE CHAI,
then u call and say me HI! |
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Duniya me bewafaon ki kami nahi
Ab SURAJ ko hi dekh
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| Duniya me bewafaon ki kami nahi
Ab SURAJ ko hi dekh lo..
aata hai USHA k saath
rehta hai KIRAN ke saath
jata hai SANDHYA ke saath
aur sota hai NISHA ke saath.! |
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Hoton se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Ab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai,
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| Hoton se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Ab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai,
Aur saanson mey aag ab tak hain..
Aur kyon na ho?
Khayi Bhi to 'HARI MIRCH' hai! |
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