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Patient: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis k liye?
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| Patient: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis k liye? Doctor: ye mera pehla operation hai? Success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.. |
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A New Proposal:
Tu Pudine ki Chatni,
main Paneer
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| A New Proposal:
Tu Pudine ki Chatni,
main Paneer Tikka.
Ban ja meri RAKHI SAWANT
aur main tera MIKA..!! |
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Wife:Kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me
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| Wife:Kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti
Hubby:Meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se,issi bahane har din nayi nayi toh milti |
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Tumsa koi doosra zameen par hua
Toh Rab se shikayat
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| Tumsa koi doosra zameen par hua
Toh Rab se shikayat hogi..
Ek hee jhela nahi jaata,
Doosra aa gaya to kya halat hogi! |
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Jab bhi hota hai tera didar, Dil dhadakta hai baar
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| Jab bhi hota hai tera didar, Dil dhadakta hai baar baar
Jab bhi hota hai tera didar, Dil dhadakta hai baar baar..
aadat se majboor ho tum, Najane kab mang lo udhaar. |
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Aap itraate bahut ho
Dil ko behlate bahut ho
sochte hai
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| Aap itraate bahut ho
Dil ko behlate bahut ho
sochte hai aap ko DINNER par le jaye
par kya kare hamara iraada badal jaata hai
kyunki tum khate bahut ho..!! |
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Apne roop par itna ghuroor na kar,
sab 2 din ki masti
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| Apne roop par itna ghuroor na kar,
sab 2 din ki masti hai.
Tera husn bhi tab tak qayam hai,
jab tak..
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FAIR & LOVELY sasti hai! |
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Arz kiya hai....
Laila ki shadi mey lafda ho gaya
Laila ki
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| Arz kiya hai....
Laila ki shadi mey lafda ho gaya
Laila ki shadi mey lafda ho gaya
Majnu itna naacha,ki langda ho gaya!! |
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Hum tum dono jab mil jayenge,
Ek naya itihaas
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| Hum tum dono jab mil jayenge,
Ek naya itihaas banayenge,
Aur agar hum naa mil paaye toh,
Kisi aur ke itihaas ko padh lenge..!! |
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Emotional Comedy:
Dil ko pata tha wo zarur ayegi,
dil ko
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| Emotional Comedy:
Dil ko pata tha wo zarur ayegi,
dil ko pata tha wo jarur ayegi..
par kabhi socha na tha ke surprise
mey wo apna Husband saath layegi! |
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Dekh Ke Roop Tera Suhana
Yaad Agaya Dadi Amma Ka Khil
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| Dekh Ke Roop Tera Suhana
Yaad Agaya Dadi Amma Ka Khil Khilana..
Itni Hogayi Ho Tum Purani..
Ab To Bas Kardo Ladko Ko Patana..!! |
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Teri zulfein hain ya ghana andhera
Teri zulfein hain ya
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| Teri zulfein hain ya ghana andhera
Teri zulfein hain ya ghana andhera
Katwa de baal, aur kar de savera!! |
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Mudkar na dekh mujhe,
yun haste haste,
Mere dost hain
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| Mudkar na dekh mujhe,
yun haste haste,
Mere dost hain bade hoshiyaar,
keh denge BHABHI Namaste! |
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chaal teri morni jaisi
awaaz teri koyel jaisi
gussa tera
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| chaal teri morni jaisi
awaaz teri koyel jaisi
gussa tera sherni jaisa
ankhein teri hirni jaisi
dimag tera lomdi jaisa.
kitna achha hota agar 2-3
adatein insaano wali bhi hoti to! |
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Mangta hun toh deti nahi ho
JAWAB MERI BAAT KA
Deti ho
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| Mangta hun toh deti nahi ho
JAWAB MERI BAAT KA
Deti ho toh khada ho jata hai
ROM-ROM JAZBAAT KA
Kyun bolti ho k dheere se daalo
BALON ME PHOOL GULAB KA |
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kismat kismat ki baat hai
aaj din toh kal kaali raat
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| kismat kismat ki baat hai
aaj din toh kal kaali raat hai
kabhi dhoop to kabhi barsaat hai
ye msg ka silsila yunhi chalta rahega
jab tak free sms ka saath hai..!! |
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Bahut kuch lut chuka mera tujhse
ishq farmane ke
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| Bahut kuch lut chuka mera tujhse
ishq farmane ke baad
bahut kuch lut chuka mera tujhse
ishq farmane ke baad.
isliye main apne kamre ki har ek
cheez check kakta hun
tere aane se pehle, aur tere jane ke baad. |
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College ki galiyon mey ajeeb khel hota hai
Class ke bahane
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| College ki galiyon mey ajeeb khel hota hai
Class ke bahane dilon ka mel hota hai,
Padne ki jagah luvmail hota hai,
Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai..! |
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Meri prem kahani ka ajab ending tha,
Meri prem kahani ka
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| Meri prem kahani ka ajab ending tha,
Meri prem kahani ka ajab ending tha,
izhaar-e-mohabbat kiya tha SMS se,
jo unki Shaadi tak pending tha..!! |
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Charcha hai Ab aap haseeno ka didar nahi karte
Aisa nahi
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| Charcha hai Ab aap haseeno ka didar nahi karte
Aisa nahi ki aap unse pyar nahi karte
Darte hai kharcha-bekaabu na ho jaye
kahin mohabat par bhi tax lagu na ho jaye! |
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Ladka apni dilruba se puch raha hai
Kya pyar karna paap
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| Ladka apni dilruba se puch raha hai
Kya pyar karna paap hai?
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Ladke ka dost uske kaan mey bolta hai
Abey patli gali pakad
peeche uska baap hai |
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Naari ke chakkar mey
bhool na jaana yaari
Jab chod degi
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| Naari ke chakkar mey
bhool na jaana yaari
Jab chod degi naari toh
yaad ayegi hamari..
Purush bachao samiti ki
taraf se Janhit mein jaari..! |
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Chhup gaya badli mein jaake,
chand bhi sharma gaya
Chhup
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| Chhup gaya badli mein jaake,
chand bhi sharma gaya
Chhup gaya badli mein jaake,
chand bhi sharma gaya
Bhoot ne jab tumko dekha,
bhoot bhi ghabra gaya !!! |
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