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1 miss call dene se aapko koi charge nahi hota,
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| 1 miss call dene se aapko koi charge nahi hota, par aapke miss call se ees dil unvaluable sukun milata hai. Pls miss call... |
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2day is a mobile day so plz open ur mobile cover
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| 2day is a mobile day so plz open ur mobile cover & remove battery & dip in soap water apply candhana & kumkum 2 sim card & say "govinda govinda |
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10 advantages of not having a "LOVER"..
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10 advantages of not having a "LOVER"..
1.save time.
2.can sleep well.
3.Don't hav 2 bother abt missed calls..
4.Don't hav to worry abt how u look..
5.Can eat in any restaurant..
6.No boring sms in the middle of night..
7.Can talk with all gals.. |
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IMAGEINE IF NO GIRL IN WORLD
RESULT:
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IMAGEINE IF NO GIRL IN WORLD
RESULT:
NO SMS
NO FLOWER
NO VALENTINE'S
NO CANDLES
NO PERFUME
NO TRAVELLING
NO TAJ MEHAL
ALL THE MEN
GO DIRECT IN
HEVEN blue eyes: |
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I can forget a name,
forget a game,
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I can forget a name,
forget a game,
forget place,
forge time and space,
I can even forge myself but.......... forgetting You,
OH FORGET IT. |
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Worst thing in life...?
Someone has tears
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Worst thing in life...?
Someone has tears in eyes because of U.
And the best thing..?
Someone has tears in eyes for U...!!!
Feel the difference..!!:-) |
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MONEY?GIVES?U?TENSION
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MONEY?GIVES?U?TENSION,?
MAKES?U?GREEDY,?
MAKES?UR?ENEMIES?
&?
MAKES?UR?LIFE?HELL,?
I?AM?UR?FRIEND?
I?CANT?SEE?U?IN?TROUBLE?
SO?
TRANSFER?UR?MONEY?TO?MY?
CELL?OR?ACCOUNT |
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BOY: TERI JUDAI ME NEEND URTI HAI CHAIN KHOTA
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BOY: TERI JUDAI ME NEEND URTI HAI CHAIN KHOTA
HAI JAAN JAATI HAI OR DIL ROTA HAI,
GIRL: DOCTOR KO DIKHA LE BETA Q K DENGI
VIRUS BHI AISE HI HOTA HAI!. |
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.) NA PYAR, NA YAAR, NA MOHABBAT,
NA DOSTI
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.) NA PYAR, NA YAAR, NA MOHABBAT,
NA DOSTI YAARO,
AAJ K DEVDAAS KI BAAT MAANO,
NA CHANDAR MUKHI NA PAARO BAS
HAR LARKI KO AANKH MAARO... |
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HUMAARI LIFE US WAQT COMPLETE HOTI HAI
JAB AAP
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HUMAARI LIFE US WAQT COMPLETE HOTI HAI
JAB AAP HON OR MAIN HOON OR HUMAARE
CHHOTHE CHHOTHE PYARE PYARE SWEET SWEET
NANAY MUNAY AUR SHARAARTY "SMS" HON... |
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Khushi aap k liye
< Gham mere liye >
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Khushi aap k liye
< Gham mere liye >
Zindage aap k liye
Muskarana aap k liye
< Aansu mere liye >
Sab kuch ap k liye or AAp sirf mere liye.... |
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Koi hai jo
Apse Pyar karta hai
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Koi hai jo
Apse Pyar karta hai
Apka khayal rakhta hai
Apko dekhta hai
Ap ki hifazat karta hai
Kon hai wo?
; W ,
c(____|____) |
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Just 4 u..
I ve built a
" Taj
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Just 4 u..
I ve built a
" Taj Mahal "
(*) ,c (*)
i:i ( ) i:i
i:i .:::!!!!!!:::.i:i
i:i.ii..:"""""""":.ii.i:i |
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Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third
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Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife.
Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have?
Doc : Two...
MoRaL : Express Smart Ideas , SmarTLy .. |
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Sochta hun ke
ye doulat
ye larkian
ye
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Sochta hun ke
ye doulat
ye larkian
ye bungle
ye gariyan
ye dunia bhar ke
aish.o.aram sb chor k kahi chala jaon
lekin phir sochta hun
PEHLE YE SUB MILE TO SAHI |
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Hello: itna sannata kyun
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Hello: itna sannata kyun hai?
Kitni der se sms ki ghanti nai baji?
Kia yeh sare network fuse hogaye?
Ya mujhe chahne waley kanjoos hogaye? :-) |
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pichle zamane ki larkiyaan kehti theen"
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pichle zamane ki larkiyaan kehti theen"
PEHLA PEHLA PYAR HAI ...
ANKHOUN MEIN KHUMAAR HAI..
AAJA MERE SAJNA TERA INTEZAAR HAI...!"
but aaj kal ki ladkiyaan kehtii hain :
"PEHLA PEHLA PYAR HAI ...
ANKHOUN MEIN KHUMAAR HAI..
AAJA MERE SAJNA NAHI TOU DUSRA TAIYYAR HAI ......; |
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Gam ko karo delete,
Khushi ko karo
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Gam ko karo delete,
Khushi ko karo save,
Rishto ko karo recharge,
Dosti ko karo download,
Dushmani ko karo erase,
Such ko karo broadcast,
Jhoot ko karo switch off,
Tension ko karo not reachable,
Pyar ki karo incoming on,
Nafrat ki karo outgoing off,
Language ko karo control,
Hassi ka karo outbox full,
Aansu ka karo inbox khaali,
Gusse ko karo hold,
Muskan ko karo send,
Help ko karo ok,
Self ko karo autolock,
Dil ko karo vibrate,
Phir dekho life ki ringtone kitni
POLYPHONIC ho jayegi
****** |
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10_Tip$_for_a_Happier_Life
1. Dont
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10_Tip$_for_a_Happier_Life
1. Dont love a girl
2. Dont love a girl
3. Dont love a girl
4. Dont love a girl
5. Dont love a girl
6. Dont love a girl
7. Dont love a girl
8. Dont love a girl
9. Dont love a girl
$croll Down
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for what you are $crolling .......................
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10.Dont love a girl |
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Asalam-u-Alaikum
Jesa
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Asalam-u-Alaikum
Jesa
K
Aap
Janty
He
Mera
Muqsad
Koi
Lambi
Chori
Taqreer
Ka
Nahi
he,
Na
Hi
Me
Koi
Lambi
Chori
Kahani
Sunany
Wala
Hoon
Me
Janta
Hoon
K
Aaj
Kal
Waqt
Kisi
K
Pas
Nhi,
Na
Hi
Aap
Ke
Pas
Lambi
Bat
Sun ny
Ka
Waqt
He
or
Na
Hi
Mere
Pas
Lambi
Bat
Sunany
Ka
So
Matlab
Ki
Bat
Karty
Hai
Kaise ho? |
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? Count your garden by flowers, not fallen
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? Count your garden by flowers, not fallen leaves.
Count your life with smiles, not tears
& when your life has reached its autumn,
count your age by friends, not years. |
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Kehte hain ke 1000 saal pehle mohabbat our husan
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Kehte hain ke 1000 saal pehle mohabbat our husan dost hua karte the,
aik din dono sath the ke chandni nikal ayi,
mohabbat ne chand ki taraf dekhna shuru kar diya,
ye baat husn ko achi na lagi!uss ne mohabbat ki ankhe noch lin,
uss din se mohabbat andhi our husn zalim ho gaya.. |
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Wo?apna?ho?ya?begana?acha?lagt
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Wo?apna?ho?ya?begana?acha?lagta?hay
har?pal?us?k?sath?bitana?acha?lagta?hay
main?chahon?to?yun?hi?haan?keh?day?ga?wo
per?us?ka?na?na?na?keh?na?acha?lagta?hay? |
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