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You have the face of a saint...a
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| You have the face of a saint...a Saint-Bernard! |
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When are you really full of confidence?
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| When are you really full of confidence? .............. If you fart having diarrhea. |
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Why do men fart more often than women ? Because
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| Why do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure.. |
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Ok? honey, we will try one more time!! How do
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| Ok? honey, we will try one more time!! How do you spell 'IQ' ? |
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You know when you are really too fat? When you
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| You know when you are really too fat? When you are on the beach and Greenpeace carries you back to the sea. |
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You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It
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| You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like animals!!! |
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Women are just like frogs. They have a big mouth
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| Women are just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of the stork. |
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Will we play the hulk together??.....I will be
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| Will we play the hulk together??.....I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!!! |
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The more the merrier. The more women, the
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| The more the merrier. The more women, the prettier. |
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The more the merrier. The more women, the more
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| The more the merrier. The more women, the more prettier. |
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Some people die. Others become a
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| Some people die. Others become a teacher... |
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On the door of a toilet....Some people come here
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| On the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder! |
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Nice hair, a shame that you sit on
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| Nice hair, a shame that you sit on it. |
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It is red and it taps on the window
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| It is red and it taps on the window .................... A baby in a microwave. |
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If you did not have any feet, would you wear
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| If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? ...no... why do you wear a bra????!!! |
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If you are raped and you cannot defend
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| If you are raped and you cannot defend yourself... keep still and enjoy it! |
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If I ever die because of marihuana, mark on my
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| If I ever die because of marihuana, mark on my grave, I am too stoned to get up!! |
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I wish you lots of itching and short
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| I wish you lots of itching and short arms. |
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I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real
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| I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the …... Wait a moment.... oh no, I do have the right number... |
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I like your style ... I like your class ... but
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| I like your style ... I like your class ... but most of all I like your ass |
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I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not
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| I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink ! O damned My sigarette has fallen in my glass of beer ... |
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I am born this way, but what is your
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| I am born this way, but what is your excuse? |
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A woman is a marvelous creation, she produces
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| A woman is a marvelous creation, she produces milk without eating grass, she bleeds without being hurt, gets wet even when it does not rain and sucks without needing power. |
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