Aaj mein tum se ek baat keh kar rahoon ga.

Woh yeh hai ke:

I

I L

I LO

I LOV

I LOVE

I LOVE Y

I LOVE YO

I LOVE YOugart especially with rice

Abe khajur,
Zoo se bhage hue langur,
Abe sade hue kele ke chilke,
Chuse hue am,
Circus ke retired bandar,
Aisa kisi ko na kehna,
Feel hota hai!

Phool ke shurwat kali se hote hai,
Zindage ke shurwat pyar se hote hai
Pyar ke shurwat apno se hote hai
Apno ke shurwat aap se hote hai

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Excuse me! kya dekh rahe ho?
Dekhte nahi busy hoon.
line-maar rahi hoon!

Najneen hushn malin, nakhraye saaj ho tum,
Dilkash mohabbat ka, hasin andaaj ho tum,
Kyun raaz se raaz ka raaz ho tum,
Taj nahin mere dil ki MUMTAJ ho tum.

Sms har pal karu to shararat hogi,
Har din karu to pareshani hogi,
Kabhi bhi na karu to kanjusi hogi,
Par dilse karu to shayad apko khusi hogi. Hui na??

Ek adaa aapki dil churane ki,
Ek adaa aapki dil mein bas jane ki,
Ek chehra aapka chand sa,
Ek zid hamari chand pane ki.

Hamare liye apne heart me jagah rakhiye, Mind me nahi
Hume mind me rakhna dangerous ho sakta hai
Kyonki hum mind blowing hai

Paathar kyon marti ho paahad par do,
Hum to yuhin mar jayenge ek baar aankh mar do.

Dosti karo college wali se,
Ishq karo office wali se,
Flirt karo pados wali se,
Pyaar karo dilwali se,
Aankh larao sali se,
Aur maar khao ghar wali se.

Nazar nazar mei har nazar mei
Ek nazar ki talaash hai,
Par yeh nazar woh nazar nahi
Jiski mujko talaash hai

Aaj bagh may kali hai, kal gulaab ho ga
Mujh se shadi karlo, tum ko sawab ho ga
(Jo tum se shadi karey, wus ka dimaagh kharaab ho ga)

Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

Dur humse jaa paoge kaise,
Humko bhool paoge kaise,
Hum woh khushbu hai jo saanson mein utar jaye,
Khud apni saanson ko rok paoge kaise?

Ek hawa ka jhoka sa aaya,
To laga jaise ke tum aaye ho,
Darwaze par kisi ki aahat se hue,
To laga jaise ke tum aaye ho,
Ab tum he bataoo,
Kya tum kisi bhoot se kam ho.

Hi Good Morning!
Arz hai,
Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein teri shakl nazar aati hai,
Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai.

Tu sawal nahi ek paheli hai
Meri manzil tu nahi teri saheli hai!

John: Hey bhagwan mujhe itna handsome kyun banaya, jhahan bhi jata hun ladkiya pareshan karti hai.

Bhajwan: Agar tu itna pareshan hai to (your name) kitna pareshan hoga.

Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye,
Dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye,
Taj na banaiye costly padega,
Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye.

Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me.

Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua to rab se sikayat hogi….
Ek to jhella nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!

Vo reshmi baalo vali,
Bhuri aankho vali,
Komal hatho or naram pero vali,
Matki hui andhere me,
Tumhare pass aayegi aur dhire se,
Bolegi.., “Miyaaau”…

Woh hamare zindagi mein,
Kuch is tara aaye,
Jaise hare bhare khate mein,
Moti bhains ghus aaye…