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Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a
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Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life
sentence.
Marriage is very much like a violin; after
the sweet music is over, the strings are
attached.
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore,
marriage is an institution for the blind.
Marriage is
an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree
and the woman gets her Masters.
Marriage is a thing
which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the
man's eyes.
Marriage certificate is just another word
for a work permit.
Marriage is not just a having a
wife, but also worries inherited forever.
Marriage
requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings":
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The Engagement Ring
* The Wedding Ring
* The
Suffe-Ring
* The Endu-Ring |
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You know, the trouble with being the best man at
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| You know, the trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to actually prove it. |
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Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they
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Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life! |
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Why do we all marry?
Because romance is
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Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE. |
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When a newly married man looks happy, we know
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When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. |
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When a man steals your wife there is no better
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| When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. |
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What makes men chase women they have no
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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? -
Well, it's the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving |
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What is Marriage?
Ans:
1
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What is Marriage?
Ans:
1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.
2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.
3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA….. |
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What a married man says after years of
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| What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her. |
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To the NewlyWeds: May 'for better or
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| To the NewlyWeds: May 'for better or worse' be far better than worse. |
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To the bride and groom - may we all be invited
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| To the bride and groom - may we all be invited to your golden wedding celebrations... |
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To the Bride and Groom - may the roof above you
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| To the Bride and Groom - may the roof above you never fall in and may you both never fall out |
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To the Bride and Groom - live life to the
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| To the Bride and Groom - live life to the fullest and remember, this is the first day of the rest of your life... |
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To the 2 secrets of a long lasting and happy
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To the 2 secrets of a long lasting and happy marriage
...Here's to good sense of humor and a short memory! |
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To our wives and lovers...may they never
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| To our wives and lovers...may they never meet! |
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To my wife...my bride...my
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| To my wife...my bride...my joy |
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They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is
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| They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. |
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There's only one way to have a happy
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| There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again. |
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There was this woman who had an artist paint a
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There was this woman who had an artist paint a portrait of her covered with the most amazingly beautiful and expensive jewels.
Her explanation - "If I die and my husband re-marries, I want his next wife to go crazy looking for the jewels." |
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There was this lover who said that he would go
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| There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!! |
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There was a man who said, "I never knew what
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| There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married, and then it was too late!" |
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The trouble with some woman is that they get all
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| The trouble with some woman is that they get all excited about nothing, and then marry him |
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
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| The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. - Henry Youngman |
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