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You need 60 muscles to be angry and 20 to smile
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| You need 60 muscles to be angry and 20 to smile why would you make things difficult? |
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Women are like hurricanes! When they come they
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| Women are like hurricanes! When they come they are wet and heavy. When they leave they take your home and your car ! ! |
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why do i text u? its my choice its my way of
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| why do i text u? its my choice its my way of sayin dat i remembr u. why do i remembr u? il neva know its not my choice its my hearts. |
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When my father broke in to my mother I had to
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| When my father broke in to my mother I had to sit there for months! |
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We do have to go to school ... Have to is force
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| We do have to go to school ... Have to is force ... Forcing is slavery .... Slavery is forbidden ... SO ... we do not have to go to school! |
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Umm...your .... ZIP is
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| Umm...your .... ZIP is open... |
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Theres an urgent meeting in the jungle!
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| Theres an urgent meeting in the jungle! Everyones there.. lions, tigers, cheetas and ape, but the meetin cant start because the monkey is reading this text |
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THE NHS REGRETS TO INFORM U THAT UR BIRTH WAS AN
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| THE NHS REGRETS TO INFORM U THAT UR BIRTH WAS AN ACCIDENT.PLEASE REPORT TO UR NEAREST HOSPITAL TO BE PUT DOWN.WE APOLOGISE 4 ANY INCONVINIENCE |
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Teachers help you with problems that you would
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| Teachers help you with problems that you would not have if they were not there. |
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Stress is when you wake up and realises that you
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| Stress is when you wake up and realises that you haven't slept yet. |
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Smilin is infexous u catch it lik d flu.wen sum1
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| Smilin is infexous u catch it lik d flu.wen sum1 smild at me 2day i startd smilin 2.now im infectd iv sent it thru dis txt.so now ur smiling who wil it go2 next? |
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Sardar : (To a friend) Aap kitna parhay ho?
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Sardar : (To a friend) Aap kitna parhay ho?
Friend : B.A.
Sardar : kamal karte ho yaar! Sirf do word parhay, aur woh bhi ulte… |
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Reality is an illusion that is born out of
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| Reality is an illusion that is born out of shortage of alcohol. |
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Q: Why is a racist like a drunk?
A: Cos
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Q: Why is a racist like a drunk?
A: Cos whatever they say ends in a slur. |
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Q: Why didn't the racist cross the road?
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Q: Why didn't the racist cross the road?
A: He was afraid of the other side. |
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Q: How does a racist pick his nose?
A:
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Q: How does a racist pick his nose?
A: From the mail-order catalogue. |
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Nok nok. Who's there? ..... Marie ......
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| Nok nok. Who's there? ..... Marie ...... Marie who? ...... Marie who wanna...!! |
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My mother-in-law walks 5 miles every day... I
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| My mother-in-law walks 5 miles every day... I wonder where she'd be by now. |
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Mistakes have been made, others will be
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| Mistakes have been made, others will be punished. |
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Lots of people stop working once they found a
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| Lots of people stop working once they found a job! |
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Linus is like a wigwam,no windows,no gates and
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| Linus is like a wigwam,no windows,no gates and an apache inside... |
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Last nite I lay in bed looking at the stars- the
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| Last nite I lay in bed looking at the stars- the beautiful sky and the endless horizon....& suddenly I thought...where on earth is my roof? |
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Keep the school clean ... stay
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| Keep the school clean ... stay home! |
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