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I had a wet dream about you last night .... I
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| I had a wet dream about you last night .... I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff! |
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In the morning I do not eat because I think of
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| In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry. |
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The fact that there are 'intelligent'
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| The fact that there are 'intelligent' extraterrestrian creatures is proven by the fact that they did not contact us yet. |
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What do I miss about my wife? Her
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| What do I miss about my wife? Her absence. |
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Wen i look at the sun i c u!wen i look at the
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| Wen i look at the sun i c u!wen i look at the moon i c u!wen i look at the sea I c u... well get out of my way! |
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We used to listen to the Doors, now we have
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| We used to listen to the Doors, now we have Windows. |
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The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink,
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| The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short ... does not exist. |
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That is how a triatlon has been invented : go
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| That is how a triatlon has been invented : go swimming on foot and coming home by bike. |
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Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it
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| Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah ..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..stil hurtin..ahh yeh ..den lets try d other shoe madam |
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Someday u may lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth-
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| Someday u may lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.coz u cant lose wot u don't have! |
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Secrets, they only last long enough to break you
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| Secrets, they only last long enough to break you down. |
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No one ever died because of hard labour, but I
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| No one ever died because of hard labour, but I think :"why would I take the risk?" |
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My thoughts wondering off, I am always
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| My thoughts wondering off, I am always everywhere. |
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Like a rose withers, so is our relationship
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| Like a rose withers, so is our relationship withering ... |
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Life is like a nose, you have to take out what
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| Life is like a nose, you have to take out what is in it ! |
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Life is beautiful if you are willing to see
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| Life is beautiful if you are willing to see it. |
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Last nite i wantd u.needed u so badly dat it
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| Last nite i wantd u.needed u so badly dat it hurt.wantd 2 taste u.i wantd u in me so u could work ur magic on me...but i couldnt find u.u stupid.. PARACETAMOL! |
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Last nite i coodnt sleep.i wantd u warm against
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| Last nite i coodnt sleep.i wantd u warm against my skin.i wantd u on me.i wantd 2 feel u all over my body.. but i coodnt find u!Where did i put my PYJAMAS? |
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It's the one who won't be taken, who
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| It's the one who won't be taken, who cannot seem to give. |
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It is better to have one bullet in the hand than
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| It is better to have one bullet in the hand than ten in the back. |
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It goes in dry it comes out wet.the longer its
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| It goes in dry it comes out wet.the longer its in the stronger it gets.we can have it in bed just you and me...its not what you think its a cup of tea! |
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I'm not as dumb as you
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| I'm not as dumb as you look. |
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I was nervous at first, it was big & long &went
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| I was nervous at first, it was big & long &went straight up, Ihad to try it... i eased myself onto it & i liked it! i went up & down on it, i love escalators now |
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