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you must be a good theif cuz you've stole my
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| you must be a good theif cuz you've stole my heart |
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You don't know the meaning of the word
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| You don't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again you don't know the meaning of most words. |
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Y is puppy greater than dog?
Coz it could
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Y is puppy greater than dog?
Coz it could wriggle out of the spot where its father got stuck!! |
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Y do women with large breasts have small
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Y do women with large breasts have small waists?
Because nothin grows under the shade |
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Wots da closest thing to a womans period? ur
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| Wots da closest thing to a womans period? ur salary! It cums once a month.lasts About 3 or 4 days & if it doesnt cum every1s in trouble! |
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Workers discuss cricket! Managers discuss
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Workers discuss cricket! Managers discuss tennis! Top bosses discuss Snooker! CEO's discuss Golf!
Moral: Higher u go smaller ur balls become! |
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Women r like a pair of rubber boots. When they r
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| Women r like a pair of rubber boots. When they r dry, u can?t enter them, when they r wet, they smell & when u walk on the street with them, people laugh at u. |
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Women eh! Boob jobs, botox, pierced ears,
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| Women eh! Boob jobs, botox, pierced ears, nipples, bellies & clits. Eyebrows plucked, bikini lines & legs waxed & they won't take it up the arse ?coz it HURTS! |
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Woman has man in it; Mrs. has Mir in it; Female
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| Woman has man in it; Mrs. has Mir in it; Female has male in it; She has He in it; Madam has Adam in it; No wonder men always want to be inside women! |
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Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing
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Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls. |
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Without a doubt, women are the foundation stone
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| Without a doubt, women are the foundation stone of the society; but always remember who laid them! |
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Why Newton was shocked when he saw a beautiful
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Why Newton was shocked when he saw a beautiful girl naked?
He found his dick going up, which was against his 'Law of Gravity' |
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Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni has no girlfriend?....
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Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni has no girlfriend?....
Because, he drinks 2 litre of milk daily. |
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Why is golf called a wrong game?
Coz u
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Why is golf called a wrong game?
Coz u hold a stick n put the ball in the hole instead of holding the ball n putting the stick in the hole. |
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Why do pubic hair never grey and hair on head
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| Why do pubic hair never grey and hair on head turn grey? Because utte sochan hi sochan te thale moujan hi moujan. |
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Why do 90%
of the girls have a bigger
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Why do 90%
of the girls have a bigger left breast ?
) (
( .)( . )
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because....
90% of the
boys are
right handed.. |
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Which Part...
of a man's body
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Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think... |
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Which is the smallest hotel in the world?
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Which is the smallest hotel in the world?
VAGINA INN. It can accomodate only one standing guest with his luggage hanging outside... |
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When nobody luvs u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody
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| When nobody luvs u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody think about u, every1 ignores u, then go n sit in the corner close ur eyes n think: Bhanch*d Chakar kya hai? |
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When I was born I got the choice: a major dick
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| When I was born I got the choice: a major dick or a fine memory. I am not able to remember what I did choose. |
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When an apple is green, its ready to pluck. When
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When an apple is green, its ready to pluck. When a girl in eighteen, she is ready to...
VOTE. You dirty mind, Elections are near, but I know what you were thinking. |
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When an apple is green, it is ready to pluck and
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| When an apple is green, it is ready to pluck and when a girl is 18 she is ready to... VOTE. Hamesha galat hi sochoge! |
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What's the similarity between drinking a
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What's the similarity between drinking a coke & sucking a tall woman's tits?
Piyo sar utha ke... |
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