3 dost the kallu, billu, aur ulloo. Kallu 7th mein padh raha hai, billu 5th main padh raha hai, aur ullo sms padh raha hai.

Subha Uthhkar 3 kam kiya karo..

1) Ishwar ko yaad karo taki TUM ji sako.
2) Mujhe SMS karo taki Main ji saku.
3) Nahaa liya karo taki sab ji sake.

Yudh mein ram ko 500 bander k jarurat hai,
499 Mil gaye par ek abhi bhi baki hai.
So when u get the msg u get ready
& go there 2 fulfill the need.

Tumko dekh kar aisa lagta hai ki aadmi pehele bandar tha,
Dekho gussa mat hona warna lagega ki aadmi aaj bhi bandar hai.

Tez hawa ka jhoka aaya
Sath mein tera khushbhu laya
Tab mere dil mein khayal aaya
Aaj bhi mera dost nahi nahaya

Ab tak meri life ek khuli bottle thi,
Jisme se sab perfume ki tarha udd jata tha.
Par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gaya.
Bhagwan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko mile!!!

Hum dua karte hain khuda se,
Ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek CARTOON jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
Kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye

Aap ki chal mor jaisi,
Aawaz koyal jaisi,
Diamag lomdi jaisa,
Gussa sher jaisa,
Eyes hiran jaisi,
Kitna acha hota agar 2-3 qualities insanoo jaisai be hoti

Year sms charges:

1995 - 5Rs
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1996 - 4Rs
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1997 -3Rs
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-
2000 - 2Rs
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2003 - 1Re
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2006 - 50Ps
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2008 - Free

Ab bhi msg nahi karoge to kya,
Tab karoge jab msg karne ke paise milenge?

Name:Don
Bapu:Gangster
Bhai:Munna Bhai
Add:36 china Town
Guru:Bluff Master
Dushman: Sarkar
Khoon: Ab tak 56
Sms bhejo warna 57!!

Abay khajoor…
Zoo se bhaagay hue langoor….
Abay saray hue kele k chhilkay…
Chusay hue aam, circus k retired bandar…
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna feel hota hai).

Beta bola, “Papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai”.
Papa bole, “Nahi bete, abhi nahi”.
“Papa kyon ?”
“Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai”

Tera bhot memory aa rela tha,
Itna tem ho gela hai,
tere ko dekha bhi nai,
Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
miss to karega

Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se,
Jo ped ne kaha patto se,
Jo phoolon ne kaha kaliyon se,
Wohi main tumhe kehta hun,
Aey chal chal hawa aane de

Ramchandra kah gaye siya se,
aisa kalyug aayega,
sirf ek dost SMS karega,
dusara kamina bas padh ke muskurayega!

Yaad hai pehele hum kahan milte the.
Train ruki, khidki khuli, nazron se nazren mili aur aapne kaha

Allah ke naam pe de de re baba!

Aye dost tu bhi likha kar shayri…
Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega,
log fekenge ande tamatar,
To raat ki sabji ka intezaam ho jayega

Chand pe kali ghata to aati to hogi,
Sitaaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi,
Tum laakh chupao duniya se magar,
Akele me tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi

Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,
Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,
Kisi ne sikhaya hai…ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?

Socha tha pyar na karenge,
Socha tha bade ho kar engineer banege,
Socha tha bade ho kar dulha banege,
Magar ALLAH ki kasam yeh nahin socha tha k,
bade ho kar aap se wasta padenge.

Aaj kuch ghabraye se lagte ho,
Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho,
Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,
Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho
…Good Morning…

Aaj kal apke SMS aana bandh ho gaya hai …..
Ki aaj kal apke SMS aana bandh ho gaya hai…
Khfa ho humse?
Ya balance kam ho gaya hai…..

Khuda ne jab aapko banaya hoga,
Total confusion ka mahol chaya hoga.
Banana hoga monkey ya donkey,
Phir dono ka mixture pasand aaya hoga.