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You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You
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| You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry. |
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You may be recognized soon.
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| You may be recognized soon. Hide. |
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Yes, this is my pickup. No, I will not help you
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| Yes, this is my pickup. No, I will not help you move. |
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Y did the jelly baby go 2 school? Cuz he wanted
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| Y did the jelly baby go 2 school? Cuz he wanted to be a smarty. |
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Who lit the fuse on your
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| Who lit the fuse on your tampon? |
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When money talks, the criminal
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| When money talks, the criminal walks |
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When an apple is green, it's ready to pluck,
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| When an apple is green, it's ready to pluck, When a girl is sixteen she's ready to ..WOOPS...wrong number.... |
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Whats the best thing about babies? MAKING
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| Whats the best thing about babies? MAKING EM! |
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What u call dog with no legs? Don't matter
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| What u call dog with no legs? Don't matter wot u call him, he ain't gonna come. |
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We will now upgrade your brain, please
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| We will now upgrade your brain, please wait...searching...searching...still searching...sorry NO BRAIN found |
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Umh, that's a nice set of legs, what time do
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| Umh, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open? |
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U good at math? Well, add a bed, subtract ur
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| U good at math? Well, add a bed, subtract ur cloths, divide ur legs and we can multiply! |
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There are no personal problems which cannot be
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| There are no personal problems which cannot be solved through suitable application of high explosives. |
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The secret to success is knowing who to blame
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| The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures. |
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The first half of our lives is ruined by our
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| The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children. |
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The best way to a man's heart is to saw his
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| The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open. |
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Sorry, I don't date outside my
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| Sorry, I don't date outside my species. |
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Roses are red, Pickles are green, I like ur legs
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| Roses are red, Pickles are green, I like ur legs and all that's between! |
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Q: Why did the blond get fired from the banana
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Q: Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?
A: Because she threw out all the bent ones. |
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Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent
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Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
A: There is a stamp on it. |
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Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the
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| Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me. |
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Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!!
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Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry
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Out of my mind. Back in five
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| Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. |
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